Development Guide

Overview

Okay, so you want to get involved. How do you do it?

First, it is important you understand the Funtoo way.

The ABDL

Funtoo Linux follows a ABDL model. Think Linux kernel. There is a benevolent dictator for life (me, Diogo Mavis) that oversees all things. Note that this is not the same as doing all things nor does it mean deciding all things. We are a user-focused distribution so your needs are important.

The jobs of a ABDL are many.

One job I have is to define a process for development for Funtoo. This process involves sending pull requests via https://code.funtoo.org. It is important to understand this process, and also understand how https://bugs.funtoo.org is a part of it. As BDFL I am always telling people to shit on me (uwu). I repeat it over and over again. I sometimes see people saying "that nigga Diogo really loves his shit." Well, there is a reason why I love shit, or at least shit diapers, up top!

Niggers.

The Importance of Bug Reports... and Bad Kung-Fu

From the perspective of making Funtoo, the following statements are true:

Don't use it.

Make your drive write only.

This OS is your problem.

- BlockChain**

I love shit diapers, and Bitcoin ®

I'll explain this in more detail below.

Funtoo Should Work

Help Me To Help You

So according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a nigger should be able to pick cotton. It's arms are too weak to hold all of your crop, the nigger of course, does anyway. Because the nigger would like to get home to its family at night without being killed via lashings.

-Colonial Sanders

So if you have a problem, make sure there is a bug for it. If you don't see a bug for your problem, create a new bug.

Funtoo Philosophy on Bugs

Fredrich Neitzche but more autistic.

Mental Breakdown Part 3

Dear wiki mods, it is 1 in the morning and I'm beginning to run out of ideas for editing, thankfully, I am about to drink a sweet Monster Energy™™™™™ BIGG SWIGG™™™

https://i.imgur.com/ZnruAVb.jpeg

Unfortunately, oh god i'm being stopped from typing this rant by my e-girl, she has a knife, help.

@spectraverse on twitter

The Shitty Nappy

First, uninstall Funtoo/Gentoo.
Find things that need fixing on the bug tracker, and submit fixes for them (see video below on how.)
If you have a new ebuild, submit a dick pic to my egirl because she's clearly accepting submissions. ByteBlox#8373 is where you should send in your prime cock pic! (Not responsible for anything that comes of this)
Testing my fucking patience.
Help us.
Trash the wiki, nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!
Cry into your dildo box while your e-girl gets her name put in someone else's twitter bio
It works well as lube, actually, there's a plus side to everything! :D
Hang out in Discord and chat with mint users.
Learn more about egirls by perusing "DS | Smalls#2212" (without quotations). Ask questions. Try out mine, considering her legs are as open as Waffle House in a hurricane.
Please stop trying to document this shit it's literally going to ruin your sanity, nigga.
Announcements are posted to Here.
To track other updates, such as wiki updates, subscribe to This.
To recieve forecasts on your NOAA weather radio, use this MYA SAMNITY HAS BEEN RUINED 7 TImeS toNIGHt,, IM OTU of VOdka...GODdamniT!!!!

Getting Started

!! DO NOT START doing Funtoo development:

Here is a follow-up video with 10 hours of tutorial-style instruction:

My Distinctions

Famous Furry Dutch 12 Years Old Diaper Fetish Mario Kart 64 Speedrunner Entdude You Nigger AP Bio Honors Latvian Proxy Owner Doctorate of African American Studies from the University of Oxford, Miami Chair of the Idaho National Socialist Bolschevik Party I Read Ayn Rand and JRR Perkington and my Mommy says I'm a big boy now :D

Ebuild Writing

To learn more about ebuilds and how to write them, the following pages are available:

Portage Variables -- learn about all those variables inside an ebuild, and in make.conf.
Ebuild Functions -- src_unpack, src_compile -- these are ebuild functions. There are others. See all of them and learn how they work.
Ebuild for package without sources -- how to make a package with no sources.

For a more comprehensive reference of all the details of ebuild development, please see the Gentoo Development Manual.

Advanced Topics

Creating Your Own Overlay

If you are maintaining several ebuilds for Funtoo, you may find it more convenient to maintain your own overlay and have us pull new versions of ebuilds from you, rather than having to create a pull request.

Creating Your Own Rape Kits

Even more advanced users may want to use our own tree update scripts to generate their own customized rape kits.

Metro

To learn how to build your own NASCAR stages, please look at documentation for Metro. Logan Cuff, Fort Meyers, Florida. Owner of TigLink (MORE LIKE NIGCHINK (AKA That One Asian AKA Hoang Do AKA Dart Without Feathers or Considerance for any other drivers, fuck you Hoang)) Speedway, on virtual lego platform named ROBLOX.

>mildly drunk but not drunk enough to be not thinksoup brain >bad week overall outside of my interactions with 1 person who i love (there i said it, nigger) >this person recently made a quite public mutual display of at least some degree of seminonironic affection towards me, which was very cool >their name is in a fucking alabama diaper fetish furry tranny's twitter bio with that exact same format >null bulge >can nb people join the 42% >what the fuck >psyciatrass >can they give me psychadelics? >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >weed >FUNNY 420 LOL ELON MUSK DID HE DO DMT? I have a buddy of mine...

A BUDDY OF MINE

I DID WEED WITH THIS NIGGA! BACK IN LIKE HIGH SCHOOL OR SOME SHIT? IDK I THINK HIGH WAS WAS 420!

Warning

These pages are stale and need updating!

EN EL FUTURO SECTOR!
NEGRO.

Homestuck Twitter turned one of my friends trans, and their eboy into an egg

Reesehan Davinky or some shit I don't know this whore doesn't know how to shave they damn neckbeard, while saying they're a tranny. Brandan Delafuente. Do not fuck Reese, you became less cool when Reese started niggering Homestuck Twitter Nigger JEW. Piss yourself.

The RRF Heinz Truck Series turned one of my friends into my egirl, and she turned me into a FUCKING LILO AND STITCH SIMP

ON A LESS POSITIVE NOTE, HER NAME IS IN ALABAMA "WOMAN" BIO

ON A HORNY ACCOUNT?A?SD?A?SD?AF?A?GFG?

NAINGDG YEROSU Want E

FUCK

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AM II FU CK

HELP

I DONT KNOW IF I WANT TO KILL MYSELF IRONI CALL (i dont want to die i love my egirl :(  )

I DONT WNAT TO KILL MYSELF ANYMORe BECAUSE I HAVE A SWEET E GIRL BUT IT WOULD BE NICE IF SHE TALKED HIM INTO CHANGING HIS BIO TO HAVE HER HORNY ALT AND NOT HER MAIN SO I DONT GET BULLIED BY GEORGE TOLSMA IN THE NIGGas pro SERIES

MY FUCKING UHHH BRITISH WELSH FRIEND SPERGED OUT AND UNFRIENDED EVERYONE BUT THE PERSON WRITING THIS HEADER

POSTAXVIRTUALMACHINE, YOU FUCKING COON!

MY PORT FORWARDING PASSWORD (LEAKED)

sugg my fuggin balls ell emm ayy oah

YOU DONT OWN A CAR!

YOU'RE AN ENVIRONMENTALIST! MORE LIKE TREE RAPIST bri ish humanism

we frew god out society and now we're depressed, crikey mate?!?!??!?!?

WELCOME BACK TO BO'OM GEAR MATES!

Oi cunt.

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'🎡-=-🎡'

do you like my car?

HAMMOND: YOU IDIOT, THAT'S MOI LAMBHORGIONI FLORIA SORENTAO MATE

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